Effects: acts upon the lachrymal nerves to block tear production and discharge. Does not treat underlying symptoms: student will still feel like crying but will be unable to do so.
Side effects: high dosages of melancholinexin have been linked to suicide in laboratory animals.
Contraindicated: in connection with appreciazone. These two drugs are dangerously incompatible, and at high concomitant doses may lead to psychotic behaviors found normally only among medical students.
Typical abuse: university presidents and chancellors during acute budget crises.
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