Symptoms and signs: answers every question before the instructor calls on him/her. Intimidates other students into silence.
Etiology: secondary narcissism encouraged by intellectually lazy or irresponsible parents and teachers.
Treatment: phenomumital (Repressex).
Prognosis: excellent. Idle chatter is easily silenced chemically, and at high enough doses the effect is relatively stable.
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