Korben's Shark House

Hi, my name is Korben, I am 4 years old and mostly in trouble a lot so I go visit my shark house located in Outer Space on another planet.

                                        Honorable Shark Master Alien

My Dad believes me that the Sharks in my Shark house tell me things and that there are two kinds of sharks: Good Sharks and Bad Sharks.  Here is a picture of me and my Dad, and my Mom on the right:

If you don't like my story, you can Bite Me

These are relatives of mine one hundred years ago when sharks were bigger and meaner

and these are smiley faced White Sharks who want to eat your shorts and seals and surfers

So anyways, this is one of the rooms in my shark house that has the good sharks.  They are not in their shark pool right now cause they are out selling boy scout cookies.

Here is the downstairs shark pool, it has only Bad Sharks who bite people and they have spiders in their teeth.  They are meat puppets which means half of them are rotted dead, and the othe half is a robot metal part that makes them move around as if they were alive.  They are very evil and bite anyone they can find.  I shoot the bad sharks with my special shark gun that has enormous shark bullets about the size of a football.  That blows the brains out of the meat puppet sharks and then you are safe.  But, lookout, sometimes the good sharks change to bad sharks and I have to move them down to the downstairs bad-shark shark pool.  Only the good sharks are upstairs.

Sometimes, if you try to go upstairs, the bad sharks will jump out of the pool and run up the stairs after you.  They took a big bite out of my Dads leg and spiders got inside it and all, he had to go to the cut docktor.  I had to shoot all the bad sharks.  But there are new bad sharks now.  They drive BMW's and are called lawyer sharks.